excited to see my sister !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #familytime
"i spotted you from across the bar because of how thick your glasses are.. you should consider wearing contacts." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
thomas's litter is in a drawer (because gross!) &so whenever he has to go to the bathroom, he meows by it until i comply. it's the sweetest lil thing from my most perfect boy. even if i'm engrossed in smtg, he comes into the room i'm in, like "hey! you heard me?" alright alright, i'm coming. like who's the boss of who? you da boss of me, boo.
come into the office today with their parents.. don't even ask for the TV to be turned on; they hit books right away. little white blonde is studying french because "my dad was born in France." taylor is her name &she is 4. i see her hesitate to grab one of her parent's attention when i catch her drift, "i can help you. here, sit at my desk." she holds her back now, &points to the foyer table, "yeah"; guess it was uncomfortable crouching over. with the confidence of an American, she sits across from me, scoots her chair in with her little feet that don't even touch the ground &we work on her cursive french pronouns. i ask her what she wants to be when she grows up, she's thinking.. "are you going to be President?" she snaps back, "well Donald Trump is the worst one!" i'm dying, holding back laughter, but keep my cool (you know, kids are smart). i press her, "why do you say that?" she whispers, "he doesn't like girls." (LOL). "he's married to 1 &has daughters!" (not to mention kelly anne, betsy, sarah, hope, etc) "well, that's what my mom says. this family doesn't like Donald Trump." later, i bust the 'rents..
my gosh, kids are sponges; ta gueule !! name your narcissism..
tind'r, bumble (ho) ig, snap, fb (attention ho) while i don't have any of that nonsense, i won't text people i shouldn't, take too many selfies, or spend too much time on the twitter app.. sometimes you just need a break. |
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