easy peasy day &fedex guy APOLOGIZED! (only took all week &boys to be out of office, but it works).
let me recap -
Monday, i'm walking in town/ in my own world /catching rays on the clock, when i hear "daaaamn girl you look good -look at that body." never 1 to pay attention to this nonsense, i don't even lift my head. when i turn the corner, i realize i recognize this voice?
later, when fedex guy comes to "pick up" packages, i holler at him: "daaaamn look at that piece of meat /let me get it raw /flip it over for me!" :o. he is rightfully, embarrassed.
"this is how it feels when you speak to me like illegal immigrants in the hood." i don't remember excuses he gave (they're not worth much). "just apologize like a real man."
eventually, 4 days later, not without the age old line, "it was a joke" (bc, it always is) does he.. elated, i grant him eye contact again &say "thank you name! have a nice weekend!"