you want to hear a stupid story? @643pm

I'm walking back to work from an extended lunch break of sun bathing on the roof, when the thirsty jos. a bank salesman says hello. (once, I bought a sweater there &when he cashed me out, he gave me his bizz card.. ??)

just had the most relaxing lunch, on my roof.
     next time you go to your house for lunch, I can come. (wth?)
you're going to sunbathe? (have you no shame?)
     yeah! why not? (no shame)
(leaving now) well, I have your card..
     yeah, but you never called.
ok, you can take my #..
     when you leave for work, come in &say bye. (like, do I know you?)
I give him the peace sign &when he texts, I tell him, that I am married.
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sorry!
     sorry you're married?
sorry you can't take a hint! 

(it's annoying because that jos.a bank has great sweaters.. I'll have to send my assistant).