I'm walking back to work from an extended lunch break of sun bathing on the roof, when the thirsty jos. a bank salesman says hello. (once, I bought a sweater there &when he cashed me out, he gave me his bizz card.. ??)
just had the most relaxing lunch, on my roof. next time you go to your house for lunch, I can come. (wth?) you're going to sunbathe? (have you no shame?) yeah! why not? (no shame) (leaving now) well, I have your card.. yeah, but you never called. ok, you can take my #.. when you leave for work, come in &say bye. (like, do I know you?) I give him the peace sign &when he texts, I tell him, that I am married. sorry! sorry you're married? sorry you can't take a hint! (it's annoying because that jos.a bank has great sweaters.. I'll have to send my assistant). went to JT in fairfield as a team w/coworkers. we're waiting outside when I say something to someone.. the gf, leaps from somewhere &stops her phone convo for ME.. not to talk to her man, but to me.. #priorities. "may I help you?" actually, no.. the now embarrassed guy has nothing to say because he's seen this b4 of course. &they'll prob be 2gether 4eva.. #standards #insecurityisembarrassing #theresonlyoneofyou #loveyou
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